The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."
In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark.
Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark.
"Remember," said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year."
Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered the earth and
all the seas of the Earth went into a tumult.
The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard, weeping. Noah." He shouted, "Where is the Ark?"
Lord please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems."
"First, I had to get a permit for construction and your plans did not comply with the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans. Then, I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system and floatation devices.
"Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission. I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest Service that I needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service won't let me catch any owls. So, no owls.
<>"The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Union. Now I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls.
Then, the Army Corps of Engineers demanded a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe.
"Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking Godless, unbelieving people aboard!
<>"The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes.""I just got a notice from the State that I owe some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a recreational water craft."
"Finally the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it is a religious event, therefore unconstitutional."
"I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another 5 or 6 years!" Noah wailed.
<>The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine and the seas began to calm.
"You mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"
"No," said the Lord, sadly. "The government has beaten me to it."
This is why things are about to be
resolved with Fire.
King of kings' Bible - Luke
17:26 And as
it was in the days of Noah,
so shall it be also in the days of the Son of Man. 17:27 They did eat,
they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the
day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed
them all. 17:28 Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did
eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;
17:29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and
brimstone from heaven, and destroyed [them] all. 17:30 Even thus shall
it be in the day when the Son of Man is revealed.
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