'I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die' With some new words added by Martin Plant.

Well come on all you big strong men.
I hear the man needs your help again.
Got himself in a terrible jam,
Way down in Iraq and Afghanistan.
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna' have a whole lotta fun.

Well it's 1,2,3, what are we fighting for,
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn.
Next stop’s gonna' be Iran,
Well it's 5,6,7, open up the Pearly Gates.
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee we're all gonna die.

Now come on city boy don't be slow,
Why this war is a go-go-go.
There's plenty of money to be made,
Supplying the army with the tools of the trade.
Just hope and pray, if they drop the bomb,
They are gonna drop it on the Taliban.

Well it's 1,2,3, what are we fighting for,
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn.
Next stop’s gonna' be Iran,
Well it's 5,6,7, open up the Pearly Gates.
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee we're all gonna die.

Now come on Generals, let’s move fast,
Your big chance is here at last.
Now you can go and spy on us all,
'cause we're all guilty in the 'eye' of your law.
You know that peace can only be won
When we blow them all to kingdom come.

Well it's 1,2,3, what are we fighting for,
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn.
Next stop’s gonna' be Iran,
Well it's 5,6,7, open up the Pearly Gates.
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee we're all gonna die.

Now come on all you mothers throughout the land.
Send your sons out to the oil-rich land.
Come on fathers don't hesitate,
Send your daughter before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block,
To have your girl come home in a box.

Well it's 1,2,3, what are we fighting for,
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn.
Next stop is Afghanistan,
Well it's 5,6,7, open up the Pearly Gates.
Well it ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee we're all gonna die.

Well it's 1,2,3, what are we fighting for,
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn.
Next stop’s gonna' be Iran,
Well it's 5,6,7, open up the Pearly Gates.
Well it ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee we're all gonna die.