Vermin Clean-up Season

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It has been officially declared by God that all Congress-Critters are to be considered traitorous vermin and open season to start immediately.


Hunting Season – Open-ended – No license needed.

Please take care not to miss and harm any innocent bystanders.

Rules are as follows:-

Congress-Critter Season And Bag Limits – 537
Section Deuteronomy 4:2; 12:32 & 17:9-13 - Bible


  1. Any person with a valid belief in God, His Law and freedom shall cull congress-critters.
  2. Taking of congress-critters with traps or deadfalls, slings, and any other devices, is permitted anywhere, and at any time.
  3. Executing of congress-critters with a vehicle is permitted. If actually struck, back up over it to make sure it is dead, then leave dead critter at roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
  4. It is lawful to chase, herd, or harvest congress-critters from a bicycle, boat (including wet-bikes and jet-skis), on foot or horse-back, from any type of motorised-vehicle including aircraft, helicopter and snow machines.
  5. It shall be lawful to shout "donations", "votes", or "pork-barrel funds" for the purpose of trapping critters.
  6. It shall be lawful to hunt congress-critters within their limousines, using armour-piercing rounds.
  7. It shall be lawful to use cocaine, currency, or staged baby-kissing events to attract congress-critters.
  8. It shall be lawful to hunt congress-critters within 200 yards of congress, any of their homes and offices whether in their home state or the capital, health spas, whorehouses, or election fund-raising functions.
  9. Once a congress-critter is elected to government office as a legislator, it is a felony NOT to hunt, trap, and execute it, starting with the anti-gun legislating critters.
  10. Harvested critters must have a state health department death-certificate for “proof of kill”, because everyone knows how good at pretending and deceitful they are.
  11. It shall be legal for a hunter to disguise himself as an accident victim, donating benefactor, drug dealer, disgruntled veteran, or defenceless sheep ready to be fleeced, for the purpose of attracting and hunting critters.
  12. Silencers can and should be used, so as not to startle and disturb the fattened sleeping sheep.



These true words are spoken in jest and intended to inspire smiles, but be given very serious thought.

The ONLY solution is to enforce The Plan against the traitorous N.W.O. Zion-Nazi legislating mass-murder, inside-job perpetrators of OKC, 911, 7/7/2005 and the phoney War on Terror:- http://jahtruth.net/plan.htm

Time is running out:- http://jahtruth.net/signs.htm

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